Chapter 18

मोक्षसंन्यासयोग

Giving up the BS and surrendering to the divine: that's the ultimate yoga

Arjuna's all like, 'Yo Krishna, what's the tea on ditching everything?' Krishna's like, 'There's two ways to peace out: full-on hermit mode (sanyaas) or just doing your thing without being attached to the outcome (tyaag). I recommend the second one. It's all about vibes, fam. Three types of energy are messing with your head, but if you vibe with Krishna, chant his name, and dedicate your life to him, you'll escape the endless cycle of life and death. It's all about that unconditional love, fam.

Verse 1

Arjuna said, "Yo, Hrishikesa, my dude, I need the lowdown on Sannyasa and Tyaga. Hit me with the truth, Kesi-slayer."

Verse 2

The Blessed Lord said, "Yo, the sages are all about ditching actions that are all about the clout. The wise ones? They're all about abandoning the rewards of all actions."

Verse 3

Some philosophers are all, 'Actions? Total no-nos, bro. Evil vibes only.' Others are like, 'Nah, sacrifices, gifts, and austerities? Keep that up, fam.'

Verse 4

Yo, Arjuna, listen up! I'm 'bout to drop the ultimate truth on this whole 'letting go' thing. It's a real thing, my dude, and there are three major ways to do it.

Verse 5

Don't ditch the sacrifices, gifts, and self-discipline, fam. Keep it 100, these things purify the wise.

Verse 6

Yo Arjuna, even tho you gotta do these things, don't be attached or thirsty for rewards. That's the tea, no cap.

Verse 7

Fr, ditching what you gotta do is not the move; doing it 'cause you're buggin' is total darkness.

Verse 8

If you're, like, totally dodging work 'cause you're scared of getting hurt, bruh, that ain't true renunciation. That's just a Rajasic cop-out.

Verse 9

Yo Arjuna, whatever you gotta do, do it. No attachment, no thirst for rewards. That's pure, straight-up.

Verse 10

A person who's all about that pure life, super smart, and has zero doubts? Yeah, they don't even care if a task is total garbage or fire. No hate for the sucky stuff, no attachment to the fun stuff. It's all good.

Verse 11

No cap, a human can't, like, totally stop doing stuff. But if you're not all about the rewards, then you're a total renouncer.

Verse 12

Yo, the three types of karma—good, bad, and mixed—hit you after death if you're not letting go. But if you're chillin' and detached, you're good. No afterlife drama.

Verse 13

Yo, Arjuna, my dude, listen up! I'm 'bout to drop some knowledge on you, five reasons why things happen, straight from the Sankhya system. It's all about how everything gets done.

Verse 14

It's like, the body, the ego (the doer), the senses, the different functions, and the higher power—that's five things.

Verse 15

Whatever you do with your body, words, or mind—whether it's fire or straight trash—it all comes down to five things.

Verse 16

So, like, if you're, like, totally clueless and think *you* are the one doing stuff, then you're, like, totally bugging. You're not seeing the real picture.

Verse 17

No cap, if you're totally chill with your ego, and your mind ain't clouded by good or bad, even if you're taking people out, you're not *actually* killing, and karma ain't gonna touch you.

Verse 18

Knowledge, the thing you tryna know, and you knowing it? That's the whole trifecta for doing stuff. Your tool, the action, and you doing it? That's the whole basis of everything.

Verse 19

Okay, so like, in the Sankhya system, knowledge, actions, and the actor? They all come in three flavors, based on the gunas. Listen up, fam.

Verse 20

That thing where you see the indestructible reality in all beings, and it's not separate in any of them? Yeah, that's some straight-up sattvic knowledge.

Verse 21

But like, that knowledge that's all, 'Oh, this thing is totally different from that thing,' you know, that's some straight-up Rajasic knowledge.

Verse 22

But, like, whatever's stuck on one thing, thinking *that's* it, no facts, no real truth, just a lil' thing? Yeah, that's total dark mode.

Verse 23

Yo, an action that's, like, totally obligatory, no strings attached, no love-hate drama, and zero desire for a reward? That's straight-up sattvic, fam.

Verse 24

Yo, any action you do 'cause you're thirsty for clout, or tryna get ahead, and you're all about yourself? That's straight-up passionate energy.

Verse 25

Yo, any action you take outta pure delusion, without even thinking about the consequences, losses, injuries, or if you even *have* the skills? That's some straight-up Tamasic, dark vibes.

Verse 26

Yo, an agent who's chill about attachments, keeps it real (no ego), is fire with determination and passion, and doesn't sweat the wins or losses? That's a pure, sattvic player.

Verse 27

Okay, so like, a rajasic person is all about the rewards, super greedy, kinda savage, messy, and their whole vibe is a rollercoaster of highs and lows. It's like, major mood swings, you know?

Verse 28

This dude's a total mess. He's unstable, trashy, inflexible, fake, malicious, lazy, depressed, and always procrastinating. That's what we call a total 'tamasic' energy.

Verse 29

Yo Arjuna, listen up! I'm 'bout to drop some truth on the three-way split of your mind and how it all ties to your vibes, based on the Gunas. I'm keeping it 100, no cap.

Verse 30

That brain that's all about work and chill, knowing what's a go and what's a no-go, what's scary and what's not, what's trapping you and what's setting you free—that's a pure, sattvic mind, Arjuna.

Verse 31

Yo, Arjuna, that mind that's all messed up about what's dharma and what's adharma, what's a go and what's a no-go—that's a straight-up rajasic (passionate) intellect.

Verse 32

Yo, Arjuna, that brain of yours? If it's all dark and twisted, thinking wrong is right and everything's flipped, that's some straight-up dark energy.

Verse 33

Arjuna, that unshakeable focus—the yoga that keeps your mind, your life force, and your senses totally locked in—that's pure, straight-up sattvic energy.

Verse 34

Yo, Arjuna, that whole 'holding onto dharma, chasing pleasure, and stacking that wealth' thing? If you're doing it 'cause you're obsessed and crave the rewards, that's some straight-up passionate, Rajasic energy, my guy.

Verse 35

Yo Arjuna, that stiff, unmoving vibe where a total dummy can't let go of sleep, fear, sadness, despair, and ego? That's some straight-up Tamasic energy.

Verse 36

Yo, Arjuna, listen up! I'm 'bout to drop some knowledge on this three-part pleasure thing that's gonna, like, totally end your pain.

Verse 37

That thing that's, like, total poison at first, but then becomes straight-up nectar? Yeah, that's some next-level sattvic happiness. It's all about that self-realization, that inner peace.

Verse 38

That hit of pleasure you get from, like, sensory overload? It's fire at first, but then it's straight-up toxic. It's totally Rajasic.

Verse 39

That "good feeling" that's sus AF, from the jump to the end? It's all a trap, messing with your mind. It's born from sleep, laziness, and being clueless. It's totally Tamasic, no cap.

Verse 40

No one, not even the gods, is totally free from these three basic energies. It's a universal truth.

Verse 41

Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vaisyas, and Sudras—Arjuna, their roles are all about their natural vibes, their inherent traits. It's all pre-programmed, you know?

Verse 42

Peace of mind, self-control, intense discipline, purity, forgiveness, righteousness, knowledge, enlightenment, and faith in God – that's the Brahmana life, straight up. It's in their DNA.

Verse 43

No cap, Kshatriyas are all about that drip. They're bold, strong, and never back down from a fight. They're generous and totally boss-level. It's just who they are.

Verse 44

Vaisyas? Farming, cattle, and business are your whole vibe. Sudras? Serving is your lane. It's all about that natural born talent, fam.

Verse 45

Bet. Everyone doing their own thing, that's how you slay. How they level up while doing their own thing? Listen up.

Verse 46

The Supreme Being is the source of everything, the ultimate vibe. Worship them by doing your own thing, and you'll become a total boss.

Verse 47

It's better to do your own thing, even if it's kinda lame, than to do someone else's thing perfectly. If you do what you're supposed to do, you're good.

Verse 48

Arjuna, don't ghost your assigned role, even if it's kinda sus. Everything's got some messed up parts, like fire and smoke, they're a package deal.

Verse 49

The person who's totally detached from everything, who's got their self under control, and is totally over desires? They've hit peak chill – ultimate freedom from all the action stuff, just by letting go.

Verse 50

Arjuna, listen up, I'm 'bout to give you the short version on how to become one with Brahman, the ultimate truth, the supreme knowledge state.

Verse 51

With a pure mind, stay disciplined, ditch the distractions and drama, and let go of what you love and hate.

Verse 52

Go full hermit mode, eat light, chill your mind, body, and mouth, meditate non-stop, and let go of all the drama.

Verse 53

Yo, ditch the ego, the flexing, the arrogance, the thirst, the anger, and the need to own everything. If you're chill and not all possessive, then you're ready to become Brahman.

Verse 54

Yo, become one with the divine, chill AF, no stressing, no wanting, same vibes for everyone, and you're totally obsessed with Krishna.

Verse 55

Through devotion, you, like, *really* know me—who and what I am. Then, boom, you're instantly in the Supreme.

Verse 56

Bet. If you're riding with me and doing your thing, you'll get that eternal, unbreakable life, for real.

Verse 57

OK, so like, mentally detach from all the stuff you do, make the Supreme Being your main goal, and use your brainpower to figure things out. Keep your mind on the Supreme Being, always.

Verse 58

Keep your eyes on me, and with my help, you'll conquer everything. But if you're too busy being a big egotistical jerk and ignore me, you're done.

Verse 59

If you're all, like, 'I'm not fighting,' cuz you're all ego, that's cap. Your nature's gonna make you fight anyway.

Verse 60

Arjuna, you're stuck, bro. Your own actions, based on your natural skills, are gonna make you do stuff you're totally vibing against. It's like, you're forced to do it, even if you're all, 'No way!'

Verse 61

Yo, Arjuna, the Lord is, like, *in* everyone, okay? He's messing with everyone's minds, making them all move like puppets on strings, total mind-blowing illusion.

Verse 62

Yo Arjuna, slide into the Lord's DMs with everything you got. He'll hook you up with supreme chill and the eternal crib.

Verse 63

So, yeah, I just hit you with some knowledge that's, like, way more low-key than anything else. Think about it, then do your thing.

Verse 64

Bet. Listen up, fam. This is the ultimate secret, the lowdown, the real deal. You're my bestie, so I'm dropping some major knowledge on you. It's all good.

Verse 65

Keep your eyes on me, be my stan, sacrifice to me, and show some respect. You'll achieve enlightenment, I'm not even lying, you're my bestie.

Verse 66

Yeet all the rules and just vibe with me, Krishna. I'll delete all your bad karma; no cap. Don't sweat it.

Verse 67

No cap, don't even try to explain this to anyone who's not all about self-discipline and devotion, doesn't serve, doesn't want to listen, or is straight-up hating on me.

Verse 68

If you're, like, super devoted to Krishna and spill this tea to his peeps, you're totally gonna be chilling with him in the afterlife. No cap.

Verse 69

No cap, there is no one, like, ever, who's done more for me than this person, and it's never gonna happen. No one. Ever.

Verse 70

Anyone who studies this convo of ours is basically worshipping me through the ultimate knowledge flex. No cap.

Verse 71

Bet. Anyone who hears this, keeps it real, and ain't shady, is straight-up entering the GOAT afterlife and getting totally free.

Verse 72

Aight, Arjuna, did you, like, *actually* hear all that? Is the crazy confusion in your brain finally gone, Dhananjaya?

Verse 73

Arjuna said, "My brain fog is GONE. I'm enlightened, thanks to you, Krishna. No more doubts. I'm doing what you said."

Verse 74

Sanjaya said, Yo, I heard this crazy convo between Krishna and Arjuna, the high-souled dude. It's, like, totally epic and gives you chills.

Verse 75

Big ups to Vyasa, I heard this, like, totally top-secret, next-level Yoga straight from Krishna, the ultimate Yoga boss. No cap.

Verse 76

Yo, King Dhritarashtra, I'm, like, low-key obsessed with this mind-blowing convo between Krishna and Arjuna. It's, like, totally lit and keeps me hyped AF.

Verse 77

And, like, I keep flashing back to that, like, totally insane form of Hari, and I'm, like, low-key freaking out, O King; and I'm, like, vibing so hard, again and again.

Verse 78

Where Krishna, the Yoga king, is at, and where Arjuna, the bow-wielding legend, is at—that's where the good vibes, the W's, the happiness, and the solid plans are. That's my truth.