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Chapter 11

विश्वरूपदर्शनयोग

Witnessing the Supreme Being's Cosmic Form: The Ultimate Yoga

Arjuna's all like, 'Yo Krishna, show me your ultimate, cosmic form!' and Krishna's like, 'Bet.' So Krishna unleashes this insane, all-encompassing vision of the entire universe, and Arjuna's mind is officially blown. It's a total reality-bending, mind-melting experience.

Verse 1

Arjuna said, "Yo, after you dropped that major knowledge bomb about the Self, my brain fog is *gone*. Thanks for the blessing, fam."

Verse 2

Yo, lotus-eyed Lord, I've heard the full tea on how everything starts and ends from you, and your greatness is, like, totally endless.

Verse 3

Okay, Supreme Lord, you just, like, totally described yourself. No cap, I low-key need to see your divine form, Supreme Person.

Verse 4

Yo, Lord, if you think I can actually *see* this, then, like, show me your, like, immortal self, Lord of the Yogis.

Verse 5

The Blessed Lord said, "Yo, Arjuna, check out my forms, bruh. Hundreds, thousands of 'em. All different, all divine, all kinds of crazy colors and shapes."

Verse 6

Bro, peep this: Adityas, Vasus, Rudras, the two Asvins, and the Maruts. And, like, a whole bunch of other stuff you've never seen before, Arjuna. It's wild.

Verse 7

Bro, peep this: in my body, rn, is literally EVERYTHING. All the moving stuff, all the still stuff, and anything else you wanna check out. It's all here, Arjuna.

Verse 8

Bro, no way you can see me with your regular eyes. I'm giving you this godly upgrade, this divine vision. Now peep my majestic yoga.

Verse 9

Sanjaya said, "Yo, King, after the Great Yoga Lord, Hari (Krishna), dropped some serious knowledge, he straight-up showed Arjuna his ultimate, god-level form."

Verse 10

It was, like, total chaos! He had, like, a million mouths and eyes, and a billion crazy awesome sights, decked out in, like, a gazillion divine fits, and, like, a trillion divine weapons raised up. It was the most extra form ever.

Verse 11

Vishnu's rocking, like, the most fire fit ever, dripping in divine drip, smelling straight up amazing. This dude is everywhere at once, all-seeing, all-knowing, and totally limitless.

Verse 12

Bro, imagine like, a thousand suns, all exploding at once in the sky. That's the low-key glow-up of this mega-powerful being.

Verse 13

So, Arjuna's lookin' at the God of gods, right? And it's, like, the entire universe, all crammed into one place, totally divided into a million different parts. No cap.

Verse 14

Then, Arjuna, like, totally freaked out, his hair standing on end. He bowed down to the God, hands together, and was all, 'Yo!'

Verse 15

Arjuna said, "Yo, God, I'm seeing, like, *all* the gods in your body, plus, like, a million different types of beings. Brahma, the ultimate Lord, is chilling on his lotus throne, all the sages are there, and even the celestial serpents are vibing."

Verse 16

I see you, Lord of the Universe, Cosmic Form, everywhere! It's, like, a boundless form with a crazy number of arms, stomachs, mouths, and eyes. I can't even find a beginning, middle, or end—it's wild!

Verse 17

I see you, like, with the crown, club, and discus, radiating this crazy glow everywhere, it's, like, too bright to look at, straight-up blazing like fire and the sun, and it's, like, totally immeasurable.

Verse 18

Bro, you're the ultimate, the real MVP, the one we gotta know. You're the universe's hidden stash, the unbreakable protector of what's right, and the OG, for real.

Verse 19

Bro, I see you, no cap. You're, like, totally *ancient*, with no start or finish, you know? You're, like, *powerful AF*, with, like, a gazillion arms. Your eyes are the sun and moon, and your mouth is fire, straight-up *heating* the whole universe with your glow.

Verse 20

Yo, Krishna, you're, like, *everywhere* between the Earth and the heavens, and in every single direction. Seeing your crazy, epic form is freaking out the whole universe! It's giving major existential dread, bruh.

Verse 21

No cap, all these gods are, like, totally vibing with you. Some are low-key scared and are all, 'bless up!' But, like, major sages and ascended masters are dropping mad fire hymns.

Verse 22

No cap, the Rudras, Adityas, Vasus, Sadhyas, Visvedevas, the Asvin twins, Maruts, Manus, and all the celestial singers, Yakshas, demons, and enlightened peeps? They were all low-key shook, staring at you, Krishna.

Verse 23

Yo, mighty-armed dude, I saw your, like, *insane* form. It's got, like, a gazillion mouths, eyes, arms, legs, stomachs, and teeth. It's straight-up terrifying, and I'm low-key freaking out.

Verse 24

Seeing you, Vishnu, all huge and sky-high, shining in a million colors, with your mouths wide open and fiery eyes, is, like, totally freaking me out. I'm low-key terrified, and I'm def not feeling brave or chill rn.

Verse 25

Bro, seeing your mouths, all scary with teeth like, totally blazing fire from the end of the world, I'm, like, so lost. I can't even tell which direction is which, and I'm freaking out. Please, have mercy, God dude, you're like, the ultimate homeboy of the universe.

Verse 26

It's like, *all* of Dhritarashtra's sons, every single king's army, Bhishma, Drona, Karna – the whole squad – plus our MVP warriors, were there.

Verse 27

Some peeps are straight-up YEETING themselves into your chompers – those things are straight-up terrifying, no cap. Others get stuck in the gaps, their heads totally SMASHED.

Verse 28

No cap, it's like, a whole bunch of rivers flowing into the ocean, right? That's how all these warriors are straight-up entering Krishna's fire-mouths.

Verse 29

It's like, yo, moths be straight-up vibing into a fire, and they're totally cooked. Same way, these peeps are vibing into your mouths, and it's a total wipeout for them.

Verse 30

Bro, you're straight-up devouring every single world with your fire-mouths. Your rays are, like, *everywhere*, radiating and burning everything. It's wild, Vishnu!

Verse 31

Yo, who even *are* you, bruh? Your vibe is straight-up savage. Mad props, O Supreme God; show some mercy, fam. I gotta know the real you, the OG. I'm clueless about your whole deal.

Verse 32

The OG Lord said, "Yo, I'm Time, the ultimate world-ender, and I'm about to wipe out every single world. Even without you, every single dude in those enemy armies is dead meat."

Verse 33

So, like, get up, become a total legend, slay your enemies, and claim the ultimate kingdom. I already, like, *destroyed* them, you're just the tool, Arjuna.

Verse 34

Yo, Arjuna, Drona, Bhishma, Jayadratha, Karna, and a whole lotta other badass warriors? I already took 'em out, no biggie. Don't be a scaredy-cat; fight, and you'll win this battle. Bet.

Verse 35

Sanjaya said, Yo, after hearing Krishna's, like, *intense* speech, Arjuna, palms together, was totally shook. He, like, prostrated himself, then, all choked up, was like, 'Krishna!' again, bowing down, totally freaked out.

Verse 36

Arjuna said, "Yo, Krishna, it's no cap, the whole world is, like, low-key obsessed with you. Demons are straight-up bugging and scattering, and all the enlightened peeps are totally bowing down. It's facts."

Verse 37

And like, why wouldn't they, O GOAT, bow down to Thee? You're, like, way more powerful than everyone, even Brahma, the OG creator. You're infinite, the Lord of the gods, and the ultimate vibe check. You're indestructible, the Being, the non-being, and the supreme thing beyond both. No cap.

Verse 38

Yo, you're the OG God, the ancient Purusha, the ultimate safe space for this whole universe. You're the one who knows it all, and you're the ultimate destination. The universe is all about you, O Being of infinite forms.

Verse 39

Yo, you're Vayu, Yama, Agni, Varuna, the moon, the Creator, and the great-grandpa. I'm bowing down to you a thousand times, and then some. Seriously, I'm still bowing.

Verse 40

Mad props to you, front, back, and all around! You're everywhere, all-powerful, and infinite. You are everything.

Verse 41

Whatever I said, like, casually or, you know, because I was feeling you, calling you 'Krishna,' 'Yadava,' or 'my dude,' was totally cringe because I didn't get how GOAT you actually are.

Verse 42

Whatever way I roasted you, Krishna, whether we were vibing solo or with the squad, playing, sleeping, sitting, or eating—I'm so sorry, man. Forgive me, you're unreal.

Verse 43

Bro, you're the OG of this world, the whole shebang, moving and non-moving. Everyone's gotta stan you; you're the ultimate GOAT guru. No one's even in your league, so how could anyone be above you in the whole universe? You're the ultimate GOAT.

Verse 44

So, like, I'm totally bowing down, begging for your forgiveness, you adorable Lord. It's like, a dad forgiving his kid, a bestie forgiving their bestie, or a lover forgiving their bae—that's how you gotta forgive me, God.

Verse 45

I'm, like, totally bugging, I've seen some next-level stuff, never seen anything like it before! But, like, my mind is freaking out, major fear vibes. Show me that form again, O God! Have mercy, O God of gods, O Abode of the universe!

Verse 46

I wanna see you, like, *totally* normal, bruh. Crown on, mace in hand, discus ready. Just your regular four-armed self, even though you're, like, a thousand-armed cosmic being.

Verse 47

The Blessed Lord said, "Yo, Arjuna, I just low-key showed you this crazy cosmic form using my mad yogi powers. It's, like, totally lit, ancient AF, and infinite. No cap, you're the only one who's ever seen this, ever."

Verse 48

No amount of, like, studying the Vedas, doing charity, performing rituals, or even hardcore fasting is gonna let anyone else see me in this form, except you, Arjuna. You're the GOAT, for real.

Verse 49

No cap, Arjuna, don't be shook or trippin' seeing my crazy form. It's all good now, fam. Check out my regular form again.

Verse 50

Sanjaya said, After dropping that knowledge bomb on Arjuna, Krishna, like, *showed* him his true form, no cap. Then, the Great Soul, all chill and stuff, calmed Arjuna down 'cause he was totally freaking out.

Verse 51

Arjuna said, "After seeing your chill human form, Krishna, I'm totally Gucci and back to my normal self."

Verse 52

Krishna said, 'Dude, seeing this form of mine? It's, like, the hardest thing EVER. Even the gods are low-key *obsessed* with seeing it, but they can't.'

Verse 53

No way, bruh. You can't see me like that—this form you saw—by reading the Vedas, doing some crazy austerities, dropping some major charity, or throwing some epic sacrifices.

Verse 54

But fr, Arjuna, if you're, like, totally devoted, you can, like, *actually* know, see, and be one with me. No cap.

Verse 55

Whoever's all about doing stuff for Krishna, sees him as the ultimate GOAT, is totally devoted, keeps it low-key and chill, and doesn't beef with anyone, that's the person who's gonna reach Krishna, no cap, Arjuna.